We all have them. It is about time someone spoke up.
- Chewing gum….
- When you are at the nail salon and the manicurists are speaking Vietnamese, laughing. Obviously they know I didn’t put a bra on today but you don’t have to laugh! RUDE!
- When I hold the door open for someone and they don’t say thank you. The same goes for when I stop my car so that you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest, KNEES TO CHEST.
- Inspirational FB posts every day…. Just because you can quote bible scriptures doesn’t mean you’re living right. You still a whore.
- Taxes. I mean after all of the money they take out of my paychecks, the least they can do is send me a picture of the family I am supporting.
- A new #WCW or #MCM every week got me like….Oh you’re dating someone else already I thought the 5 second rule only applied to food…. whore.
- Food Pictures on Social Media. We all love an oozzing chocolate cookie….but your salad with strawberries….NOBODY CARES & that is not food porn.
- When somebody sends you a “K” txt….never and I repeat never is this OK!
- When people text you first and then don’t respond when you text them back…..MAKE IT SNAPPY.
- Indecisive Text Messages…..I need to talk to you….
- The workout “Grunter.” We all see you can lift a lot of weight. We don’t need to hear you too.
- If I call you and you text me “did you call”….obviously I called that’s why it says MISSED CALL. If I wanted to text you I wouldn’t have bothered calling.
- People liking their own statuses. Might as well post a picture of you patting yourself on the back.
- Following and then immediately unfollowing on Instagram. Stop creeping for my EX’s new girlfriend!
- Couples who sit on the same side of the booth together. Just STOP.
- HEY IPHONE YOU ASSHOLE, I NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER MEAN TO TYPE “DUCKING.”